Honest Jim's at the FBI's Hogan's Alley

Junior Gpersons

Amazon.com under toys and games has the Elenco K-35 Telephone Bug Kit so your kids can help Santa bug your telephone calls this year. To help mold your kids to their impending career with the New World Order, (USA).gov offers a number of options. The CIA, FBI, NSA, and DIA have kids' pages for future spies and counterterrorists. For junior "jackbooted thugs" (i.e. anti-militia tykes), there's an ATF kids page; and for budding "let the good times roll"ers there's a FEMA for KIDS page. In the private sector, Blackwater Worldwide doesn't have a kids' page yet, but they do have Stuffed Bears at the BlackWater ProShop for holiday giving.

Elenco K-35 Telephone Bug Kit

CIA Kids' Page

FBI Kids' Page

NSA CryptoKids'

DIA Kids

ATF Kid's Page

FEMA for KIDS

Buy a Stuffed Bear Brown at BlackWater ProShop