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They've Been Left Behind!

"You've Been Left Behind gives you one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends." If you're a Christian; when the Rapture happens, you and millions of your fellow believers will rise to heaven, suddenly disappearing from the face of the Earth. Armageddon has begun. Your "lost" family and friends are in for seven years of tribulation. Maybe they'll be too busy battling (or serving) the Antichrist to check their e-mail. But if they do, they can be reached by you via YouveBeenLeftBehind.com. For $40 a year, you can maintain an e-mail list of up to 62 people who would be notified; and you can store encrypted electronic documents (to be released to up to 12 nonbelievers of your choice), such as locations of valuables, PIN numbers and powers of attorney. Remember, your body will be gone so you can save your next of kin seven years of probate court. The e-mails will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers "scattered around the U.S." fail to log in for six days in a row. Presumably they've hired some unrepentant sinners to maintain their servers so your loved ones can better access your assets and prepare for their own salvation in the coming Post-Tribulation Rapture.

You've Been Left Behind