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Hey Washington, can you buy my bad investments too?

The Feds are planning a spending spree on "distressed assets". This website wants to help you cash in on the bankonanza. Use their form to submit bad assets you'd like your government to take off your hands. And don't forget, "the fact that you think they are worth more than anyone will buy them for is what makes them bad assets."

Hey Washington, can you buy my bad investments too?