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Automotive Mudslinging.....

So you bought the 4x4 to look sportutilitarian; but your urban weekending is limited to trekking kids, navigating speedbumps, and expeditions to the malls. No need to betray your urbanity to the neighbors and fellow commuters. Sprayonmud to the rescue. A few squirts and your off-road mystique is intact. And no need to get your hands dirty mucking about in your yard or potted plants. Marketed by a British e-tailer for about $14.50 for 0.85 quarts; bottled Sprayonmud is genuine Shropshire dirt water filtered to remove any stones and other damaging debris, and chemically treated to improve stickability so that it dries before it runs off the paintwork. The website points out that it is illegal to use the spray to obscure a vehicle's license plate, but the product label does depict an unreadable plate. Not suitable for Marian underpass graffiti.

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