Hello Kitty Armored Personnel Carrier

Hello Kitty Hell

The astomatous saccharine marketing icon turns 34 this year and creator Sanrio will be introducing a Hello Kitty for men product line. The US children's ambassador for UNICEF currently adorns over 22,000 products and accounts for a half billion dollars in creator Sanrio's annual revenue. Beyond the predictable are things like passenger jets, stratocaster guitars, adult underwear, and even vibrators. Hello Kitty Hell plumbs the depths of Hello Kitty devotion. Hello Kitty Hell won't tell you where to find the products and even has a special message to inquisitive "Hello Kitty whiners." You can try Hello Kitty World but it's in Italian, or the official Hello Kitty website, but that one made my teeth hurt. There's thousands of Hello Kitty videos on YouTube, but I couldn't find the one of Hello Kitty coughing up a hairball on Robot Chicken.

Hello Kitty Hell

Hello Kitty World

Official Hello Kitty Website