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Unsupported, temporary array exhaustion

Actually I'm off to the Delmarva beach, but I'm late this week so Jaco Strauss' Tech Support Excuse Generator says I should plead "Unsupported, temporary array exhaustion". So be it. The Google search link below for "excuse generator" yielded 14,500 hits. Obfuscate away.

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