Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey 

Governor of Minnesota in 2006?

Another former wrestler and a former member of former Governor Jesse Ventura's Reform Party. Jonathon Sharkey who announced his candidacy on Friday the 13th is a self described "Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and Hecate Witch." The candidate of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party" has run for office elsewhere under his former semi-pro wrestling name of Rocky "Hurricane" Flash. He promises that if he's elected, he will impale terrorists on pikes. Jonathon also plans to run for President of the U.S. in 2008.

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota - 2006