Two Ton and Half-Ton from before The Happy Pirates
 

SVENGOOLIE'S WORST NIGHTMARE?

Dick "Two Ton" Baker On piano, vocals, radio, records, and teevee; and in bands and nightclubs, all from Chicago for nearly fifty years. So what's the Dick Two Ton Baker Home Page doing on a website in Falls Church, Virginia? A biography, photos, press clips, and discography. There's CD compilations to buy and best of all recordings in MP3 format. I Like Stinky Cheese and No Beer in Heaven! are here, along with The Soup Song and many more (Alas, no One Meat Ball).

Dick Two Ton Baker Home Page

I Like Stinky Cheese

No Beer in Heaven!