J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
 

Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back!

In its January 1, 2000 issue, a Time magazine poll declared J.R. "Bob" Dobbs the biggest fraud of the 20th century. Before the dawn of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and Tomcruisology there was The Church of the SubGenius and Ivan Stang's Pamphlet #1 in 1979. As revealed by "Bob" this cynisacreligion is dedicated to the true SubGenii, who must overcome the conspiracy of normal half-evolved pinks to achieve Total Slack. Salvation as an ordained lifetime SubGenius minister costs $30. Why does this matter? Because The Apocalypse begins on July 5th, 2006 at X-Day IX. The first X-Day occurred on July 5th, 1998. Some Subgenii believe the end of the world failed to happen until now because calendrical sabotage has caused it to not yet be 1998. To read about your possible salvation by the pleasure saucers of Alien Sex Goddesses, other SubGenius gatherings, or SLAQ rants; check out the websites below:

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Bizarre Cult Predicts End of World

Church of the SubGenius