Seen this logo on the net?
 

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (FSM)

Forget Kibology, the Church of Beavis Christ, and Shatnerology. The new omnipresent net religion is FSM. It started two months ago with a website and an open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education requesting that FSM be taught alongside evolution and intelligent design. Pastafarians believe the Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. Me, I still believe in slack you pinks, it's still the Church of the SubGenius for me!

FSM Originating Website

FSM in Wikipedia

The Church of the SubGenius

Nightsave Deer
 

Photonic Wasting Disease

Each year over 500,000 deer/auto collisions and Genetiate saw a pr bonanza for their transgenic Nightsave deer project. By implanting jellyfish genes deer fluoresce in car headlights. SoCal based Genetiate is a division of Geneticas Life Sciences who, through yet another division Allerca, claim to be developing hypoallergenic cats by 2007 (after they overcome lawsuits by rival Transgenic Pets and its subsidiary Felix Pets). Geneticas Life Sciences' subsidiary ForeverPet, claims to be in the cat and horse cloning business. Confused? Try the Center for Genetics and Society's cloned pet analysis. Sceptical? Turn to human cloning and the Raelians' Clonaid (they have the space visitors' helping them).

Genetiate

ForeverPet

Center for Genetics and Society

Clonaid

Flavor Sprays 

Flavor Huffing?

FDA-approved Flavor Sprays contain zero calories, zero fat, and zero carbohydrates. New York celebrity chef David Burke has 18 sparays with 12 more on the back burner. Water, salts, emulsifiers, Splenda; and natural and artificial flavors. Yum. Two-ounce cans cost $5.95 and last about six months. Make yourself a S(Smoked Bacon Spray)LT on toast or S'mores with graham crackers misted with Chocolate Fudge and Marshmallow Sprays. Me, I want to use the Happy Birthday Cake Spray on.....

Welcome to Flavor Spray Diet Online

Sailor Jack and Bingo
 

Electronic Encyclopedia of Chicago

The online version of the treeware published by the University of Chicago Press last year. A project of the Newberry Library, the Chicago Historical Society, and Northwestern University; essays and images illustrate Chicago reality and folklore. They're all here: Sauganash Tavern, Nauvoo, Catherine O'Leary, Herman Mudgett, the Lager Beer Riot, Streeterville, the Black Sox Scandal, Untouchables, Swami Vivekananda, Bozo's Circus, the Eastland, and the Devil Baby.

Encyclopedia of Chicago

Streeterville

Lager Beer Riot

The Prime Number Shitting Bear 

Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu? Finnish?

Remember algebra? A prime number is a natural number greater than one whose only positive divisors are one and itself. You can use this webpage as a screensaver substitute; but according to Euclid there are an infinite number of primes and the largest known prime (as of February 2005) is 2 to the 25964951st power minus 1 (a 7,816,230 digit long number). And my theorem that prime number birthday years are the most enjoyable remains unproven. Not into primality, try a chocolate shirt.

Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu

Chocolate Shirt